jetbag:

me: im going to fucking stab you

straight white boy: haha then what? ;) 

(via itsmemacleod)

actionables:

SERIOUSLY BE NICE TO YOUR ANIMALS BECAUSE THEY LOVE YOU MORE THAN YOU DESERVE AND MORE THAN ANY HUMAN EVER WILL

(via this--too--shall--pass)

stability:

*eats pizza*

i just

*sips soda*

dont undersand

*bites cookie*

why

*touches face*

i have acne

(Source: stability, via itsmemacleod)